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Employee quiet quits for 4 years straight, gets a raise and then promoted, they tell how they did it: 'I got a raise and a promotion'

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    Quiet quit my way to promotion... a success story

    So, I've never posted here before. I work for a fortune 500 company and going on 4 years now, I have done the absolute bare minimum. Somehow, since I'm just a happy person at work (likely due to how little I'm doing as often as possible), I'm looked at as energetic and positive, promoting a can-do attitude.
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    Is doing less... more?

    A young worker moves expressively on his way to work after being promoted.
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    No one, I mean not one single peer, manager, or coworker of any type has ever seen me as falling short of the mark. Our client fi ing loves me. I solve their problems in only the easiest and most convenient way FOR ME and they eat it up.
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    I got a raise and a promotion, which I accepted because I'm pretty sure it will come with even less expectation and, if it isn't the right gig, I can fall right back into my current slot.
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    I have no college degree, but make up for it in invaluable experience in the field, which is where I worked when I started for this company, performing an array of technical contracting tasks for years until I put the tools up and got into the office.
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    It's nice to know that, no matter how poor my work ethic is, everyone around me is just dumb or lazy, so I look super motivated when, really, I'm listening to audiobooks and learning new skills on the company dime.
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    A yellow notepad on a keyboard tells the story of the employee's mental state.
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    Square-Message1152 this is the exact proof that corporate rewards likability way more than actual productivity the people breaking their backs are too stressed out and miserable to smile so they get passed over u literally found the cheat code to the matrix just keep getting paid to learn new skills
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    Distinct_Ask3614 The infinite madness of corp work: the higher the pay, the easier the job.
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    PositiveAgent2377 Hooray, soo happy for you. I'm not jealous at all. But now I know I should do the same thing. Lol
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    Curious_Arm_7927 You're the office energy booster. Good job, keep up the good work.
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    HaggardSlacks78 Idk, sounds like you do a good job
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    Sergeant Major2013 Make sure you put those cover sheets on those TPS reports. Just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him!
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    Reis_Asher Yep. I did the opposite of this and was trying to challenge people to do better by pushing back on "bare minimum" lazy ideas that don't create real gains and encouraging people to be honest about problems with the equipment so we can get them fixed, and I didn't get the
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    promotion I wanted. It has since been revealed to me that all my higher-ups are trying to hide the problems we're having from corporate by lying and then lying some more, and that the folks from corporate are the ones coming up with the bare- minimum ideas so they can look good on paper even if things are sinking in reality.
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    The good news is that I kept my pay and got demoted to a do- nothing job, where I plan to be very happy doing the bare. minimum until the company goes under. It probably won't because all big American companies these days are billions of dollars
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    in debt and they instigate cost cutting measures on the actual employees while the bigwigs eat out at fancy restaurants on the company dime and fly across the country to have meetings that could have been done on Teams. Lesson learned.

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