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22 Unreasonably Corny Dad Joke Memes That Should Come With a Pun Warning

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  • 01
    Will you be my pardner? bunjywunjy *me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.
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  • 02
    it's a bell curve im so sorry
  • 03
    I didn't see you at camouflage practice today! Thank you, sir!
  • 04
    MOUNT RUSHMORE, BEFORE IT WAS CARVED ITS NATURAL BEAUTY WAS UNPRESIDENTED
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  • 05
    A RARE map of the United Steaks Of America
  • 06
    Me neither. Kids, we need to talk. Do you want children? No.
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  • 07
    Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?" Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point."
  • 08
    How can you eat these precious creatures? Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes Is this rhetorical or are you looking for recipes?
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  • 09
    Applebee's is encouraging couples to meet in person instead of over dating apps Catbdal Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes I'm guessing they ditched the dating apps because they couldn't find strong enough connection
  • 10
    Gas prices are so high dad went to the car dealership and test drove a car just to pick me up from school
  • 11
    Made a BBQ out of an old drum. I'm hoping this one will last longer because plastic doesn't rust like metal.
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  • 12
    The steaks have never been higher
  • 13
    H Sam G❤ @ItsSamG It's my dad's time to shine Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian BREAKING: TSA RECOMMENDS GETTING TO AIRPORT 4 HOURS BEFORE FLIGHT
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    Comfortable sir? No, no... Comeforfood PunHub Omine
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  • 15
    Doctor, I've been bitten by a wolf. Where? @PunHubOolon Mathwiliams No, just a normal one.
  • 16
    I'd like to buy a muffin with chocolate chips. Sorry, we only take cash.
  • 17
    Can I take a picture? Thanks! Sure.
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  • 18
    tawdry hepburn @eraserheadbabby my friend gave birth in her car on the way to the hospital and her husband named the kid Carson and if you don't think that's the best dad joke ever get out of my face
  • 19
    A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.
  • 20
    What do you call a wolf that knows it's a wolf? Aware wolf
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  • 21
    What are your plans for today? And after that? Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses And after that we'll see
  • 22
    M. Allen Hall @M_Allen_Hall Wizard: Why is the barbarian. carrying a skillet? Bard: He thinks it's his spellcasting focus. Wizard: He has spells? Bard: Just one. Every time he hits someone with it he shouts "Cast iron!"

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