35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week

Fresh tweets don't come from just anywhere.

Good tweets don't just fall out of the sky. They are made. You know this if you've ever had an idea for a tweet. Maybe the perfect idea flies into your head at the right time, and you just know you have to tweet it. Twitter is a great place to put all of your first ideas. They don't take long to do, and you'll get instant feedback on them. If you're trying out a new joke, it can be a great place to do it. Then you can take it to your friends, knowing that it will really crush. Or it will completely flop because they saw it on your Twitter and they think it's really embarrassing that you're trying to pass off your tweet as an original idea in the moment. But you can't help the fact that you like to know that you were material is good before you do it on the road. It's why so many stand-up comedians find success on Twitter. What is Twitter? If not just an outlet for stand-up jokes? But you don't get the added textures of intonation and rhythm, so you have to get it all across in words. Which makes for an interesting challenge. The right tweet with the wrong delivery will get you nowhere. You have to make sure your format, matches the intention, or everything will start to crumble. But when you get it, right, it hits so hard. We hope these tweets will do just that for you.

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Hold up, we're on to something here.

via nabla_theta
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Sometimes a compliment ends up hurting your feelings.

via waystarroyhoe
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But I'm not eating those once a day. I'm taking them all down rn.

via poisonjr
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The customer will find you when you least expect it.

via audiohymn
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How about we provide some options in the middle?

via missmayn
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You know you're in for it when this happens.

via _Gottalovezik
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It's all in the timing.

via Hyeyunie
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Tell me why I started craving it the second I saw it.

via foreverimbetter
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Just a regular tuesday for a girl mom.

via iky_fwjett
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We need the council to set us straight.

via RealOxfordComma
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via femiiiszn
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via RoRoFli
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via bestestname
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via jeffisrael25
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via itsme_urstruly
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via MissSassbox
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via tufdave
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via confusionm8trix
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via PubWanghaf
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via SAMGREIS
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via NeilNevins
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via MerriamWebster
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via bennynotblanco
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via iky_fwjett
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via walkeri141
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via fwtimini
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via Jayyakamii
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via DeeMagicGurl
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via columbuslibrary
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via metroadlib
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via omgsidewalks
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via MetamateDaz
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via mizzoulippey
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via his4Everz
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via lynk0x
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via htownrocket78
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via ThePunnyWorld
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via Emarged
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via NickZararis