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The frustration in that last line is palpable
Even funnier that it's in a tattoo shop! Which is a place where, notoriously, the artists will not do a tattoo on you if you're acting a fool.
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Did the haunted doll write this?
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No one told this boss that you can't just not hire people based on their age
But they're clearly fed up! I hope they find good workers, regardless of their age.
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A little nervous about these signs!
What, uh… What made y'all decide that? Let's hope it was just kids being too rowdy.
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The funniest detail here...
… Is that the sticker has clearly tried to be peeled away at least 3 times — 2 on the top and 1 on the bottom. I wonder how long staff at the store have heard the phrase echoing in the bathroom… and how long they'll let the sticker remain up!
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Gosh, I can't imagine the amount of Karenesque behavior that caused this sign to be installed
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The way they phrased this was so sarcastic
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Tea!
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I break this rule all the time to be so real with you
You can do this if you carry in your heart the intention to purchase the beverage. However, you might still get stopped by a security guard even if you are pure of heart. Sorry.
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The way that this reads in your head is so...
We aim to get thighs
RIGHT
first time
Wow, just incredibly funny thing to actually print and hang up.
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At least they're honest
"Have a wash" is always solid advice.
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I want to know your guess: How many time did this happen before the super official looking diamond sign was printed up?
It would've had to have been enough times that someone threw up their hands and made it a directive. Maybe… 15 times?
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I went digging for answers on this sign
Some folks speculate that people would slide fake menus under the hotel doors! Then, when they order pizzas, they'd just get money stolen from them, and get no pizza.
I also wonder if the hotel gets some kind of kickback from the pizza parlors they recommend.
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Please buy this mysterious item!
I'm gonna write down what the sign for these $1.95 objects says, since it's a little hard to read.
"We honestly don't really know what these are. They make a funny noise and are good for k***ing 5 minutes but other than that we're at a loss. We didn't even order them. We receive a package of them every other month with no return address. We contacted the postal service and they have no record of these packages even being shipped. Please buy them. We want them gone. We don't know what's going on. We have thousands of them. Help."
It tells a whole story!
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This is the goose's platform, now
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"Rocket loves coffee" so much that it's been 0 days since he's spilled a cup
He is orange, which explains everything.
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Ok pause, I actually know the answer to this question you're asking
"What else would you use creamer for besides coffee and tea?" Great question. And due to being chronically online for this job, I can tell you that it's the rise of so-called "dirty sodas." It's when you take a Dr. Pepper and add in cream. That's basically the whole thing. I don't really know why the trend has taken off, and I can't imagine it transforms the sodas that much, but clearly it's happening enough that the convenience stores of the world are cracking down on it.
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