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I've been on my fair share of road trips and throughout my time spent in the car, I've passed several farms, fields, mountains, and plains. With a keen interest in my bovine friends, I've been mentally ranking the best spots to be a cow.
Up there at the top of the list is the Swiss Alps. Swiss cows have a special life up there in the grasses and Alpine flowers, wearing bells on their neck that echo throughout the mountainous valleys every time the heifers take a step. A close contender for the highest-ranked spot is the Eastern Sierras. It may seem like an unpopular spot for a cow, but with endless fields and Mt. Whitney dotting their landscape, cows in the Sierras have a special, peaceful, and beautiful life.
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In truth, there are times that I wish life were as simple for me as it is for those cows in the field.
Eat all day, lay in the sun, and chill with your horned homies for warmth at night. It's a relaxed life without all of the hooplah and the chaos of human life. I think that's why humans have such an affinity for animals in general; they have lives that we secretly envy. Cows are a special case as well. We live in close proximity to cows and have been domestic with them for eons. They're our compadres and our companions in our domestic societal pursiuts and they're always happy to be along for the ride on the range. There's something sweet about that.
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When it comes to cuteness, too, cows have no rival. They're like enormous dogs with even sweeter temperaments and funnier faces. So spare a cow and skip the burger today, because it's these cow memes that have skyrocketed your moo'd today. Pay homage and take the day off of the beef.
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