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    Karen reports their neighbor because their doormat is an "eyesore," so the neighbor retaliates by snitching on their illegal subletting operation to the HOA

    Rule #1 of illegally subletting your apartment is to avoid making enemies in the hallway of your building. 

    Lest you're willing to open your apartment up for criticism, it's always best to keep your head down. To me, that seems rather obvious, but this Karen didn't realize that when she reported her neighbor's ugly doormat to the HOA, the neighbor could also make complaints of their own… Ones that might actually cost her more than $20 at Target for a replacement. 

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      AITJ for reporting my neighbor for illegally subletting after she reported me for having a doormat she found ugly?
      via Such_Age_6769
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      Person standing in front of their doormat.
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      Person standing in front of their doormat.

      (Image is representative only and does not depict the actual subjects of the story.)

    • Before making waves with the neighbor, this Karen should have considered being more lowkey. If you've got something to hide in the complex, it's probably advisable to keep your head down and not make enemies with all of your neighbors over petty nonsense.

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      I have lived in my apartment for three years. I pay my rent on time, I keep to myself, I say good morning in the hallway and mean it. In three years I have never had a single complaint about anything.
      via Such_Age_6769
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      Woman looking out the front door of her apartment.
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      Woman looking out the front door of her apartment.

      (Image is representative only and does not depict the actual subjects of the story.)

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    • 05
      Six weeks ago my building manager called to tell me a neighbor had submitted a formal complaint about my doormat. I actually laughed because I thought he was
      via Such_Age_6769
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      joking. He was not joking. She had described it in writing as an eyesore that was negatively impacting the aesthetic of the shared hallway.
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      The doormat is dark green. It says welcome. I have had it for two years and it has welcomed people without incident the entire time.
      via Such_Age_6769

    • Just because you don't like the way that someone decorates their own apartment doesn't give you the authority to report them to the HOA. Unless it's actually offensive or made of literal garbage, I don't see why a front door adornment should ever ruffle the feathers of a neighbor. 

      If there's something amiss in front of a neighbor's property, I can't imagine the audacity of calling them out… Especially if you're trying to avoid drawing attention to your own abode.

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      I apologized on the phone like an idiot because I was so caught off guard I didn't know what else to do. Then I hung up and sat there for a while thinking about what had just happened.
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    • No doubt fuming, the doormat owner decided it was time to bring on a stint of karma in their building, and she knew the perfect solution to her Karen problem.

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      And then I thought about my neighbor. The one in the single occupancy unit. With the three other people I regularly see, hear through the wall, and watch collect mail from her mailbox on a rotating basis.
      via Such_Age_6769
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      I submitted a complaint that same afternoon. She has not spoken to me since. The building manager is looking into it. My doormat has not moved an inch and honestly it looks great.
      via Such_Age_6769

    • This is the most FAFO situation I've ever seen. A woman was illegally renting out her apartment to people and thought that her ability to get away with a few thousand dollars extra every month was enough to grant her total immunity in this residency. Alas, like all Karen karmic moments, she was met with the swift hand of justice. 

      As it turns out, the HOA reporting line works for more than just a Karen's cellphone, and other residents can make complaints too. That's why you don't make enemies where you live.

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      TL;DR: Neighbor reported my doormat. I reported her illegal subletting. She's not happy. I genuinely am.
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    • 12
      skinripple This is the most beautiful example of FAFO I've ever seen. She came for your doormat and you burned down her whole housing situation. That's not an overreaction, that's cause
      via skinripple
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      and effect. You don't get to police someone's welcome mat while running an illegal AirBnB in the same building. Play stupid. games, win stupid prizes.
      via skinripple
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      Your doormat is iconic now. It made a woman lose her subletting empire.
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      Sammiesam12... Hahahahahahahahaha NTJ and here is why. Rule NUMBER ONE when doing something off lease with the apartment you live at is to never ever ever any
      via Sammiesam12
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      of your neighbors off. Take me for example, my boyfriend has some bad credit issues from his past and doesnt qualify for our apartment so hes living here off lease. Our upstairs
      via Sammiesam12
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      neighbor frequently games well into the night with the surround sound blasting past quiet hours and it annoys me. But what do I do? I say absolutely
      via Sammiesam12
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      nothing because I dont want any enemies in the event they discover my boyfriend is off lease.
      via Sammiesam12
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      Because our home is at stake here and its not worth risking it for some noise I can deal with. The apartments pretty much know my bf is offlease and they dont care, but
      via Sammiesam12
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      the second I become a problem tenant you bet your a they can use that lease violation to get me out. So dont make waves with your neighbors.
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      I guess it would a little different if she had a valid complaint, but she didnt. Complaining about someone's welcome mat is unhinged. And this is karma rightfully smacking her upside the head.
      via Sammiesam12

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