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'Get your paw out of my smoothie!' Most hilarious things people have caught themselves saying to their cats

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    "Sentences I've Said as a Cat Owner That Shouldnt Have To Say."

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    Why are you wet? (Wet belly, indoor cat) Why are you Blue? (Blue paint on fur, indoor cat) Stop eating butter.
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    Stop licking your bet on the table. How did you get litter on the 3rd floor? (Townhouse, litterboxes in the garage) Stop licking the toothbrushes.
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    Belgarath210 Stop chewing on the plastic!
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    lillymbn it's always the plastic!
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    lillymbn I'll add, "Please get your bt out of my food!"
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    potato_for_cooking OP This is a big, important one.
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    Bouche_Audi_Shyla Don't pounce your sister. I am not a ladder. Don't chew on my oxygen cord. Don't play in your fountain. Don't scratch the new loveseat. Don't scratch the old human. Warn me before you launch yourself onto my or my bladder. Sheath your claws, please. You don't have to sniff each pill take it. Stop looking so d when I'm mad at you. before I ed cute
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    LeMarmaduke "Quit chewing on my oxygen tube" is the #1 most uttered phrase in our house!
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    wingedpractitioner "You can't just eat toothpaste and di He's obsessed with toothpaste and green olives. I'm trying to keep you alive heathen, stop it!
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    SuccessfulPhoto 7914 Stop trying to eat the cactus
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    Negative_Corner6722 Why are you eating my headphone wire? Where are you going (or what the h_I did you do with) the butter? Stop attacking your sister. She's going to f you up. (He didn't. She did.)
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    AuntieBubba23 "Bro you missed the box!" & My 19 yr old man thinks as long as his feet are in the box his a is too.
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    Firm-Tell-3172 get your paw out of my smoothie!
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    Nomcaptaest Why are you wet is always the worst one
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    BoudiccaAoife Do I bite you? Then why do you bite me? Excuse me, that is my broccoli. You know, some of the big cats eat their young, and I know why.
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    Delicate_Elephant "Get off the kitchen cabinets." Followed by, "Stop smacking the fire sprinkler. Our renters insurance doesn't cover flooding caused by an attention seeking cat." And then, "you wouldn't like getting all wet." Sigh...
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    66-colors Get out of the fridge!
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    ONLY Great Value Original Sour Cream 2 Pack Nutrition Fact acts DELIGHT think!
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    Less_Reveal_6324 How long have you been drinking out of MY glass??!!
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    Sure-Present-3398 Stop picking on the dog.
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    tinycarnivoroussheep Get down and ask like a civilized person.

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