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    Man gets strung along and then ghosted by hiring company for 3 months, is told position is eliminated along with an ad, sends hilariously sarcastic ‘Thank You’ email: ‘In a stroke of tone-deaf genius…’

    A job interviewee recently waited months to hear back from his dream job, only to get ghosted and then an email saying the job was eliminated and that he should buy their products. This tone-deaf response was the final straw, and he drafted an email so sarcastic and spicy that the company should hire him simply for his wit. 

    It's hard out there for anyone looking for a job right now. Many are applying to hundreds of jobs a day, to maybe get one or two interviews a month, and half of the time, they don't even end up talking to a real human. It's bleak to say the least. But don't let the gloom of job searching steal you of your wit! 

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      Professional man angrily typing on his laptop computer while applying for jobs. 

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    • "I applied for a dream job. 3 months later, they cancelled it and told me to buy a candy bar. Here is my 'Thank You' note..."

      Let me paint a picture for you... | am a [REDACTED SPECIALIST]. I have the certifications.
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    • I remember back when I was applying to jobs when I first got out of college. It got to the point that I was applying to literally anything that was accepting applications, even if I had no idea what the duties were. I almost worked at a mayonnaise factory… Anyways, this is all to say that it can be very disheartening. You put in your hardest work and get little back. That is just the plight of living in a capitalist society. 

      However, these recruiters might hack away at your ego a little, but don't ever let them take away your wit or humor! 

    • I have the years of grit, the late nights, and the troubleshooting scars to prove it.
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    • I don't just "do the job"; I live for the optimization, the logic, the machinery of it.
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    • Like many of you, I am also a human being trying to survive in an economy that feels like it's actively trying to shake us off like fleas.
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    • I found the role at [GLOBAL CONGLOMERATE]. It was perfect. The kind of job that actually pays the bills, puts food on the table, and stops the 3 a.m.
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    • panic attacks about the future. I spent hours tailoring my resume, writing a cover letter that wasn't generated by ChatGPT, and visualizing the commute.
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    • I hit "Submit." Then: The Great Silence... One month passed. Then two. Then nearly three. I assumed I was ghosted-standard operating procedure, right?
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    • We're all just data points in an ATS (Applicant Tracking System) purgatory. But then, a notification!
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    • An email from a human! (Or so I thought). Did I get an interview? No. Did I get a standard rejection?
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    • No. I got an email informing me that after holding my hope hostage for a quarter of a year, they decided to cancel the position entirely.
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    • But they didn't stop there... In a stroke of tone- deaf genius that belongs in a museum of late-stage capitalism, they closed the email by suggesting that, since I won't be working there, I should go ahead. and "enjoy one of our many products." We can't give you a paycheck, but please, give us yours.
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    • Something inside me snapped. Not in a violent way, but in a "clarity of the absurd" way.
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    • I realized that silence is complicity. So, I drafted a response. I didn't send it (yet), but I felt the need to share it here.
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    • Because if we don't laugh at this, we'll scream. My Sarcastic Response: Subject: Update regarding your strategic cancellation of [REDACTED ROLE] Dear [GLOBAL CONGLOMERATE] Talent Acquisition Team, I am writing to express my overwhelming gratitude for your recent update.
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    • In a job market currently defined by uncertainty, ghosting, and the crushing weight of unanswered applications, your email was a breath of fresh air.
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      Man typing on his laptop computer while lounging on his couch at home. 

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    • It is important to let it all out sometimes. Let the rant take the wheel! You don't even have to actually send anyone the email; this guy didn't actually end up sending this, but the rant was out. He published it online with names redacted, and it made his heart calm down a bit. The anxiety of looking for a job in this day and age is real, so the ranting is completely understandable. Let the feeling go through you, feel every bit of it, and then once it passes, move on and know that a better day is waiting for you ahead!

    • To learn that after three months of deliberation, the position of [REDACTED SPECIALIST] has simply ceased to exist is a marvel of corporate efficiency.
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    • Most companies would have wasted time interviewing candidates or- heaven forbid― hiring someone to do the work. But you?
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    • You saw the inefficiency of employment and boldly chose non- existence. It is a strategic pivot that honestly takes my breath away.
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    • I was particularly moved by your suggestion that, in lieu of employment, I should "enjoy one of your many products." You are absolutely right.
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    • Nothing soothes the existential dread of unemployment quite like the immediate transfer of my dwindling savings back into your revenue stream.
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    • It is a beautiful, closed-loop ecosystem: I apply for a job to earn money to buy your products; you cancel the job, and I buy the products anyway to mourn the job.
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    • That is the kind of synergy they don't teach in business school. Please consider this email my formal pledge of allegiance to your "Talent Community." I will be waiting by my inbox, eager for the next opportunity to spend hours applying, only to be informed months later that the department has been dissolved.
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    • Thank you for setting the bar. I remain, as ever, a dedicated consumer and an aspiring asset.
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    • Best Regards, [MY NAME] Candidate, Customer, Optimist The Takeaway (The Real Rant): This isn't just about [GLOBAL CONGLOMERATE].
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    • This is about the entire chain of command in modern hiring. * To the HR Software Developers: You have gamified human desperation.
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    • * To the Hiring Managers: If you don't have the budget, don't post the job. Stop "talent hoarding" for a rainy day that never comes.
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    • So, what have we learned? It's better to rant than to not rant at all. That way, you can move on and start to understand whatever the universe was trying to get you to learn from this life lesson. Don't let the haters get you down, you got this! 

    • * To the Corporations: We are not just "users" or "consumers." We are the people who build your products, fix your machines, and buy your services.
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    • When you treat candidates like annoyances rather than potential partners, you aren't just losing talent- you're showing us exactly who you are.
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    • We are willing to work. We are skilled. We are ready. But we are tired of dancing for an audience that walked out of the theater three months ago.
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    • Do better, and stop complaining and whining that "nobody wants to work anymore". The reality is, people expect to be treated fairly, or at least like the adults that we are, not like school children, and most certainly not manipulated into an underappreciated, overworked, and underpaid, toxic work relationship.
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