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“Can I interest you in a tuna taco? That's what we have. If you're not a cat, you're not going to get it. We don't care.”
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“We need to test every soft surface in this house. Otherwise, how would we be sure if they all fit for a cat? Every soft and comfortable place in the house must be cat-approved.”
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“All boxes must be fittin' for sittin'. Cats must always make sure that the ancient ritual of ‘If I Fits, I Sits’ must be able to be performed correctly. Now, leave me be in my box.”
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“They say that all things must go to the lab for testing when you have a Labrador. But they never say that all these things should go to the factory to be feline-approved. It's a discrimination in the workforce.”
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“I am good. I am brave. I am fierce. I am… fabulous. Just look at me, I'm pawsitively beautiful. No wonder I'm a meowdel. Just give me anything and I'll be able to market it. I'm such a handsome cat. Just pspsps me for a job offer.”
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“Alrighty, I'm your Uber driver for today. I know your destination is close by, but the ride will take time. I have no opposable thumbs and have a little trouble reaching the pedals.”
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