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    Pet store kitten attaches itself to man and screams, forcing him to adopt her, beginning a lifelong velcro relationship of shoulder naps: ‘ I think she likes my wife and kids. But my dog doesn't even love me this much.

    This story serves as a reminder to keep your distance from cats in the pet store, lest they attach themselves to you making it physically impossible for you to leave the store without committing theft.

    It is a seriously impressive trick that you simply cannot see coming. We can only imagine that some cats throughout the years picked up on the concept that some prickly plants use to spread their seeds whereby they attach themselves to animals passing by and hop off somewhere else. And it is a genius way of making moves and as a kitten who just wants to get the heck out of a pet store it is super effective. All you need is to latch on to a passing hooman, throw them a few tiny and cute meows while flashing their sweet sparkly eyes and the rest is history.

    The lucky thing for our hooman protagonist in this story is that they were sort of in the market for a cat anyway and so this kitten's clever tactic was received rather well to the point that you could very well argue that this had something to do with the Cat Distribution System. But that is a debate for another time, for now enjoy this tale of bravery, feline brilliance and wholesome adoption.

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      "She follows me more than any dog I've ever had"
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      I'm sorry for starting out like a cr, y internet recipe and not getting right to the point, but I do want to share a bit of the setting.
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      3 weeks ago, I went to PetSmart for some dog food. They were having an adoption event, unbeknownst to me, so what I thought was going to be a quick in and out trip with all my mental preparations made,
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      turned into a fiasco of having to park in another strip mall about half a mile (0.8 km) away while lugging my 3 and 5 year old. We had food for probably three or
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      four more days so I I could have come back instead of doing all that, but the more I thought about just sticking it out and accomplishing my initial goal I had a really really weird
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      sense of 'incoming reward' that wouldn't st up. We get in and my kids go nucking futs over the puppies and kittens. Obviously I keep them contained. We
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    • Jheez, we do not know how people manage to keep their cool in situations like this. It is as though the pet store knows exactly how to invoke chaos of the cruelest kind. The kind that makes your kids go nuts, while pulling on your heart strings making you feel heartless if you do not give in to the pressure that is being placed on your shoulders. If we were this person we would have likely turned the heck around the second we realized what was going on. Incoming reward be darned. 

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      don't run up to cages or anything. But, my wife and I had previously discussed getting a kitten as it's been a few years since we rehomed our last cat to our neighbor.
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      (Mutually beneficial situation. She had a really elder cat that passed away and ours really really loves her a lot, so we just kind of let her have an extended sleepover that's lasted 3 years. She still comes over sometimes, but has
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      made it clear she is very much not our cat anymore) So this wasn't a true impulse decision. So I'm looking at this orange idiot because I told my kids over and over
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      and over again that we aren't going to adopt anyone, but we can look and enjoy them while we're here and pet a few. He's eating plastic and has no interest in the treats or pats.
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      Out of nowhere this little kitten latches on to my sleeve from inside her adjacent cage lets out the most pitiful meeeeeeeeww And my heart shatters because she won't let me go, and I can't afford the adoption fee.
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    • Honestly, this is just such typical orange cat behavior. To go from being the dumbest, brainless creature on the planet. To using that as a smoke screen to get you to come close enough for them to attach themselves to you in such an endearing way that you are incapacitated. You feel so immediately attached and chosen, and at the same time so stupid for having fallen for this feline’s trick. And the worst thing of all is that you are going to adopt them and the tricks will only get worse with time. 

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      I swear to whatever God you want, my bank texted me while she was holding onto my sleeve that the bonus I had been waiting on for months cleared, and it was a lot bigger than I was expecting.
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      I saw the notification when it came in because I was taking a picture of her. It's not very exciting, but this is the story of how the universe pulled every single string it had in that
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      situation to send Princess Minnie home with me. She follows me more than any dog I've ever had and will literally sit/lie down on my shoulder for hours while I'm working. Will sit
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      yeah that was like 30 minutes after I got home with her. They're pretty much already inseparable My wife was still asleep from working her overnight shift when I brought her home So I put the dog in another room and kept the kids in the car, and I went and sat on the bed And I'm like, I'm real sorry I didn't go grocery shopping, I got caught up at the pet store for 4 hours And she was half asleep and was like, oh yeah that makes sense.... Snore Then one eye snapped open What did you do at the pe
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      there for hours. Hours. On my shoulder, just purring and sleeping. If I walk into any other room in the house she goes with me. Sitting on the
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      couch, she's in my lap. Sitting on the toilet. Lap. Sitting at the table. Lap because I won't let her on my shoulder, and she cries if I don't let her sit on my lap.
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      She sleeps on top of my dog who sleeps between my legs, and then when I can't take that anymore and readjust, she moves up to my neck. It's almost a ritual now.
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      I think she likes my wife and kids. She'll sit with them occasionally and she lets them pet her and will play with them, but extended periods of rest, she latches on to me and isn't interested in much else. My
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      dog doesn't even love me this much. Edit: I took off the bell :)
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