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‘You’re doing the best you can mom and dad!': Parenting laughs and woes for witty mothers and fathers (January 24, 2026)

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    My 5 year old nephew asked how long my newborn needed to charge before he could go home... it's a heart rate monitor Swaddlers per
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    ME WHEN MY KID SAYS, "WOW YOU SKAT THIS GAME" ME LETTING MY KID WIN AT A GAME
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    memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus My toddler when I try to get her to listen at grandmas house: you have no power here
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    Got tired of my kid calling out all through the night for drinks.. Boom.. Best $10 I ever spent
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    I be saying "yo mama" to my kid and I'm "the mama"
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    modernmomprobs ❤ PSA: When your kids become tweens, they will talk to their friends on group chat on speaker, and you will hear their families in the background. And they can hear you... peacock
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    Me and my husband: Parenthood hasn't aged us that much. Also us in our 40's: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    My daughter after I tell her "no" once.. even tho she spent the entire day telling me "no"
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    Me: Falls down the stairs My kids: Can I have a snack
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    WHEN YOU ARE DONE FOR THE DAY BUT STILL HAVE TO RALLY FOR DINNER AND BATHTIME @SNARKANDLEMONS I don't want to do this anymore.
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    Thinking about having Kids? My toddler just said "Hey Robot" to an amputee with a Prosthetic leg
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    Me: Time to go. You dressed? My toddler: @themarvelousmrsmom
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    "Sleep When Baby Sleeps..." do dishes when baby does dishes make plans when baby makes plans pop SSRIs when baby pops SSRIs A COURT OF THORNS AND ROSES SARAH J. MAAS NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR read smut when baby reads smut @betchesmoms NETFLIX cry in the shower when baby cries in the shower yap at happy hour when baby yaps at happy hour MEET THE SINGLES binge trash TV when baby binges trash TV shit when baby shits impulse bu pulse buys baby impul when UBER EATS baby goes to therapy go to
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    First rule of parent club: You don't talk about activities in front of the kids unless you are fully prepared to engage in said activities
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    Mom OnTheRocks me: LOVE EACH OTHER my kids:
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    WHAT I SEE: Wall Couch Table @MACGYVERING MOM22 WHAT MY KIDS SEE: Canvas
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    When you tell your kids, "I'll be back in a minute. Behave yourselves!" SARCASTIC MOMMY @SARCASTICMOMMY4
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    Unsolicited parenting advice Ew, I stepped in shit.
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    You can tell a lot about a mom's day by how her dishwasher is loaded... The Messed Nest mematic.ne Talk To Her Do Not Talk To Her
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    What you think your toddler wants to play with: ☑ 0 Vtech & Rhyme & Discover Book- What they actually play with: @MACGYVERING MOM22 AUDIO A 10- 000 400 12:34 A
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    NOBODY MOVES FASTER THAN THEM TODDLERS PUTTING ON THEIR LIL CROCS TO GO OUTSIDE shaytoler

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