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"This is my car. This is not my cat."
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"(update to not my cat claimed my car and my dairy Queen. She waits for me to get home. I didn't want a cat yet."
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Basically, what had happened here was that this cat already knew that she you belonged to her, and that means that every single thing that you own belongs to her too. She simply staked her claim of you by eating your (i.e. her own) food. The fact that you only realized this fact after taking her home is your own fault. She already knew, and she was making the best out of the situation at hand. And now, you will spend the rest of her life buying her all the food that she will ever want, and we think that is pretty pawsome.
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"Now my cat that ate my Dairy Queen update"
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Oh, you say that, but you don't mean it. Getting headbutted is the biggest, most beautiful expression of love that cats share with us, and it is one of the best things about being a cat owner. We know you are joking, because you must be. But just in case you are not, we are going to tell you right meow that you have to get it together and be thankful for each and every headbutt that this beautiful creature blesses you with. And also get videos of it. And send them to us. Videos like that are one of our favorite things in the whole world.
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