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“Um, excuse you, hooman, you are my hooman. It means I get to be your fluffy friend, and I get all your pets. Why are you petting the neighbor's dog? He's got his own hoomans, the neighbors. If you want to pet a dog you need to come here, to pet me. I'm your doggo friendo!”
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When you love your dog so much that all you can see is them… and then be blinded, because your pupils get so wide that all the light goes inside. But, you know, that's just the small price to pay for loving your floofy little doggo friendo forever and ever.
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We don't deserve dogs mainly because they, somehow, out of benevolence or something, let us do silly things such as putting a pair of funny glasses on them. Honestly, that's hilarious. We low-key want to find some silly glasses for our dogs now - it's going to be one comedic photoshoot.
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“No want work. Just flop like a pupper on the floor whenever they want to take a nap. We only want pupper nap. No work. We angy. No talk us. We pupper now.”
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