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Important question, for sure, but… Orca Santa? How will an Orca Santa give the gifts to all the kids through the chimneys in one night? There are plenty of jokes about Santa fitting in a chimney as it is, so an Orca Santa? That can't work.
But what if Orca Santa didn't fly in the sky and went down with the gift bag through the chimney? Oraca Santa is an orca, after all… So what if it means that he swims underwater instead of flying in the sky? Instead of a sleigh, he has a submarine. Instead of reindeer, he has eels pulling on his magic submarine. And instead of climbing down the chimney, he pops up from the plumbing.
Riddle solved!
Which means that Christmas would look much different. The tree wouldn't be in the living room, it would most likely be in the bathroom, near the toilet of gifts. And you wouldn't leave cookies for Santa, but a bunch of algae and plankton… or whatever orca eat, we're not sure. And maybe instead of drinking hot cocoa, people would just make sure their plumbing isn't freezing, so Orca Santa can come in easily. Sounds like a special Christmas to us!
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