Look, faline fam, we're not saying our fingers are frozen at this point of the year, so it's hard to type out our Caturday thoughts, but… this is exactly what we're saying. So, in light of recent finger freezing, we're letting our office cats take control. Why? Well, first of all, we really want to go and warm our hands. Second of all, this is about the best weekly cat memes, after all - so why won't our cats curate it for once? They are the stars of the show.
Here's what Bondo, our senior tabby chonker bonker king has to say: "I'm not taking responsibility for any ruptured ribs from laughing too much. After all, it's memes that we, the cats, have chosen. And we do it best, as you know. Now, where is my hourly treat, hooman peasant?"
And here are the words of Nessy, the elegant and long-tailed calico queen: "Of course you address me as queen. You may now also address me as empress of cat memes, ruling over feline internet humor, curated for cat lovers from all over the world. Because this is how you all just are - a network of global cat servants. Please, dears, never change. You're all purrfect."
Lastly, here's what Joggle, the zoomies-ridden brainless orange kitten has to say: "654;lkkhjd seraassa zzzzzzzzzzzz" Sorry- Um- Sorry guys. He just zoomied over the keyboard. We have no idea where he ran to. We should go and look for him before he breaks something… bye.
“This couch is mine, and only mine. I fill it all. It's already cat-shaped. I also own all the other couches in the house. And the rest of the house. And the hoomans inside. Wow, I have all these things!”
Wow, such a pawductive cat. Thanks! So much toil and work in the garden, and he helps a lot.
