‘How it feels when I got chapped lips and no chapstick’: 26 Cold weather funnies for summer-loving winter weather warriors

There's a brisk chill in the air, and the ivory frost is setting in on all of our window sills. Winter is patiently waiting for her official welcome, and until then, she's giving us a sneak peek of what January and February will be like. There are a bunch of weather terms news outlets have been throwing around, with meteorologists mentioning "polar vortexes" and "El Niños" left and right. Long story short, it's going to be cold. Like, really cold. Depending on where you are in the States, you might have to retire your Ugg boots for the season because you'll be having an extra-wet winter. I know, I know. Not the Uggs!

Summer-lovers are probably having a difficult time processing this news. After all, they'd rather feel like they're on fire than put on an extra layer of thermal heattech clothing. As for the cold-weather winners, you have a great three months before the weather starts warming up, so spend this time wisely. Go sledding, take up skiing, and have that coffee extra hot. Summer lovers, layer up, live under multiple blankets every night, heighten that gas bill, and most importantly: Don't forget to complain about winter every day until it's over!