A Stocking Stuffed With Fa-La-La-La-Funnies for High-Spirited Santa-Truthers

We're nearing the big day… You know, the one filled with milk and cookies, but not for you—for the big fells in red and white! How does this guy actually fit downa. chimney? What if my pre-war apartment's chimney has been closed off… Hopefully, Santa knows how to break open a faulty window and give me my presents there.

The holiday season is in full swing, and that means you need to get your jolly fix in any way you can. Ice skating, Christmas shopping, waiting in line for hours at the mall to meet 2500 Santas across the country, surely… But even still, no amount of jolliness ever curbs your Christmas craving. Maybe that's a good thing. The true spirit of Christmas, the one that infected us all when we were small children, has been lost on us since we realized what Black Friday shopping was. It's about time that we put down the credit cards and pick up the gingerbread houses. What do you say?

It's still kind of fun to have the best of both worlds, though. Race to that sale at Bath & Body Works on Black Friday, but then kick back and relax with a nice candle and spend time with your loved ones via a gingerbread house contest. Sounds like a good plan to me. Get your jolly fix below to get started!