23 Derpy Black Cats So Cute We Actually Hope Santa Leaves Us Some Coal-Colored Kitties

For the first time in our lives, feline fam, we're actually wishing for some coal-colored presents this year. You all know the rule that if you've been naughty all year, then Santa will leave coal in your stocking instead of presents. Every year, we tried to be the best we could so we would get all the presents. And now, as adults, we realize that coal isn't so bad, especially if it's actually some derpy cats that we just can't get enough of!

In 2025, black cats are still the least adopted kind of cat, which we think is purrfectly ridiculous. They're ameowzing cats, full of purrsonality, charm, and hissterical feline flavor. They can hide in a pile of laundry with ease, and you may often find yourselves talking to a dirty black tshirt, but if that's the worst thing that happens in your lives, then you're doing pretty okay.

So, we're not saying to be naughty this year, but it wouldn't be so bad to get a coal-colored kitty in your stocking this year instead of a "gift" from Santa. But all the true cat lovers know that these cats are the purrfect gift, one that will keep you entertained, happy, and snuggly for the next 15+ years.

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This kitty has the right idea - he's already showing you that he's the purrfect gift by wrapping himself in the Christmas tree. He got a little confused, as he was supposed to wrap himself under the tree, but he is a cat, so we have to give him a little grace here.
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One of the things we love most about adorable void cats is that they're basically all eyes. Especially in the dark. Their eyes are so striking and silly that that's all they need to catch your attention.
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