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Look, the 80s didn't just have toys. The 80s manufactured an entire toy industrial complex dedicated to making sure every kid was just one commercial away from declaring emotional bankruptcy. And somehow, we still want every single one of them back.
You think we peaked with Transformers, He-Man, and My Little Pony? No. That was just level one. Because for every mega-franchise toy line, there were about thirty others that lived in that glorious middle shelf of the toy store - the ones you begged your parents for after they already said no, the ones that came from the supermarket checkout line, the ones your cousin had because his parents didn't believe in brand names.
These were the toys that weren't quite iconic enough to headline a movie, but were absolutely iconic enough to live forever in the dusty corners of your memory… waiting for this exact moment to jump-scare you with nostalgia.
So buckle up. Here are 25 more toys from the 80s that will have you screaming, "WAIT, I LOVED THAT THING," while also silently wondering how any of us survived childhood.