22 Hissterical Memes of Cat Convos Where Hoomans Think They’re Fluent in Meow

Anyone who lives with a cat knows that conversations don't just happen. They're required. You can't walk into a room without offering at least a quick "Hi, buddy." You can't open a treat bag without saying, "Okay, just one." And you definitely can't leave the house without explaining where you're going, how long you'll be gone, and promising that you'll return like you're speaking to your tiny furry supervisor.

Cats always respond, too, just not in English. There's the impatient meow that clearly translates to "Hurry up." The soft chirp that means "Hello, peasant, carry on." The dramatic yowl that says "You forgot to feed me even though I ate ten minutes ago." And of course, the silent stare, which mostly feels like judgment, but might also be affection… maybe.

These conversations continue throughout the day, whether you're asking them why they're in the sink, discussing life while they nap on your laptop, or apologizing as you step over them like an obstacle in your own home. And even though they rarely give straight answers, talking to cats somehow feels natural. After all, they always listen… unless they're busy ignoring you on purpose.

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via @snickers_the_smiling_cat
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via @Little Paws Kitten Rescue Association
This conversation always ends the same way: the cat gets the treat. We pretend to negotiate, they pretend to care, and somehow the bag is open and they’re already munching.
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via @smoothbrainedcats
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via @Goofyahhkid 2
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via @Home_Halfway
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via @uglykittens.crew
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All pawrents know that meowing back at a cat is absolutely mandatory. We might look a little crazy, but we’re fully aware we’re having a real conversation, and they know it too.
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via @CatsOfYore
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via @Cats on Catnip
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via @Animal Memes
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via @snickers_the_smiling_cat
Gotta let the boss handle the telemarketers. A few angry meows, a dramatic tail flick, and they’re officially shut down. Nobody tells off a phone scammer quite like a grumpy cat CEO.
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via @chonkandbeans