25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 13, 2025)

Parenting is the kind of thing that you need to tweet about. Sometimes kids just say funny stuff, and you can't help but run to your keyboard to write it down. There is a long tradition of this, with shows like "Kids Say the Darndest Things" and "America's Funniest Home Videos." If you've been around a kid, you're bound to hear them say something funny at some point. Bonus points if they say a curse word. That's just always going to be hilarious.

So it's a natural instinct for parents to want to record their kids' best moments. But what about parents' best moments too? Parents get to be funny as well; they just don't get as much credit. We know all about dad jokes, but what about parent jokes? Parents are natural observers of their kids, after all. That's what parenting tweets are for. They're an outlet for folks who have children to be funny and insightful in any way they prefer to be. And they're going to do it all in under a few sentences. And we're going to love it.

If you're a busy parent with a lot on your mind, these tweets will help you take your mind off of it. They will make you remember all the fun things that go on when you're raising a child. So sit back, relax, and give these a good scroll through.
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via allholls
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via deloisivete
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via kristabellerina
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via oneawkwardmom
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via deloisivete
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via deloisivete
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via oneawkwardmom
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via allholls
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via allholls
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via Dadmann_walking
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via Dadmann_walking
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via RealRodLacroix
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via deloisivete
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via dadmann_walking
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via Caff_Dad
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via sarcasticmommy4
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via sarcasticmommy4
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via deloisivete
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via deloisivete
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via deloisivete
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via Chhapiness
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via deloisivete
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via ericamorecambe
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via kristabellerina
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via allholls
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via kristabellerina