WARNING. WARNING. WARNING.
The Snuggler 3000 is on the loose and has been fully activated. Any and all cat-loving personnel must report immediately to their cozy couches to accommodate the meownster's cuddling requests or else the catpocalypse will be triggered. All cats must be loved to the full extent of the law; additional petting will be requested as needed.
Say sorry to your employer because you need to clock out early today. Your cat needs you! When a kitten has decided it's cuddling time, all other human activities come to a screeching halt. If your alarm is ringing for work and you're already a little behind schedule, it doesn't matter anymore because your kitty is planted firmly on your chest, purring, closing their eyes, and making biscuits on your tummy. How important is your job compared to the love of your cat, your feline, and your best friend? Exactly. Purrhaps the office can wait a few minutes while you absorb every wonderful meowment with your adorable kitty. You must pay your dues. If your cat wants affection, you must grant them their every wish.
I don't make the rules; the Cat Cuddling Confederation does.
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