Melbourne college student locks her roommate's cat out of her bedroom after it keeps barging into her room and jumping on her at night, her furious roommate starts rumor that she dislikes animals: 'You should feel honored'

I find this story hilariously relatable, but for almost the opposite reason that you might think. I'm going to admit something to you all, but you have to promise to put your forgiveness pants on…I've always grown up more of a dog-person, I mean, I had a purrrfect blonde Labrador, so how could you blame me? Although…I do have a secret, when I was sixteen, I used to spend weekends at my best friend's house, and whenever the clock struck past 1a.m, I would feel like four tiny paws walking across my chest, or a big fluffy back lent against my forehead…At first, I found it funny, but after it continued to happen, I began finding a lot of comfort in this little Tuxedo cat named Snowy…She was the first time I learnt just how precious those little furry friends can be! 

However, this roommate is not feeling quite as optimistic…After countless sleepless nights, as a result of her roommate's cat entering her bedroom with a major case of the zoomies, she decides to lock her door at night. As expected, the cat did not react well to this new no-entry policy. Yet, instead of her owner training her out of this breaking-and-entering habit that disrupts her roommate's sleep schedule, she started to blame her roommate for making the cat miserable, spreading rumors to their friend group about her distaste for animals…I mean, if you're going to spread a rumor, at least make it somewhat believable…