Kitten falls into man's apartment through his window, he responds by adopting him and panic-buying cat supplies, proving the CDS makes same-day deliveries: '[I] thought a tiny bird had flown in'

We have to say that over our time writing for ICHC, we have seen the cat ,distribution system make some strange deliveries. It has once delivered a kitten to a couple on a picnic - at two in the morning. It has once delivered a kitten to someone via the Starbucks drive-through - just on a random day, someone showed up with a backseat full of kittens, and one barista had to go home early. Kittens were once delivered to a church in a box - a suspicious box that required the requesting of a bomb squad.

And still, even with everything that we have seen so far, this delivery might be the most ridiculous one. Out of nowhere, as this man was living his normal life, a kitten suddenly flew into his room through the window. Just like that. Maybe he put in a request with the cat distribution system, we don't know, but either way, we did not know that it could do same-day deliveries via the sky.

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"He suddenly flew in through my window!"

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Okay, so, we have to admit… we did not know that the cat distribution system could deliver kitties in this manner, but alas, we are not surprised by it. Why not just launch a kitten into their forever home? Saves on time, really. It's efficient, if a little confusing for everyone involved.
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She may be a little scared and confused now, but just you wait. This little one is going to be a massive hooligan, you can simply see it on his itty bitty face. And every second of panic-buying cat supplies is going to be so worth it.
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