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Relatable Parenting Tweets That Show Family Life in a Hilarious Light

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    The Mom Hack The Mom Hack @TheMomHack My 3yo didn't want asparagus but she loved the "asparagus fries" that were just...asparagus. It's all about the marketing.
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    SARCASTIC MOMMY SM Sarcastic Mommy ❤ @sarcasticmommy4 What's it like having teenage boys? They pour a huge bowl of cereal, while you're making dinner, without breaking eye contact.
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    When you hear new parents say they aren't going to allow their kids to have screen time. @momsbehavingbadly
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    When I try to deny throwing out my kids' artwork, and they present me with the evidence from the trash can @goldfishandchickennuggets
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    Actual picture of me throwing away old toys while my kids are gone. E
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    When your kids keep telling a story And it won't end manda com
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    THENADFATHED When it's the weekend and you finally get a chance to sleep in, but your kid wakes you up at 5am
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    Me: Falls down the stairs My kids: Can I have a snack
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    I updated the Food Pyramid to be a more accurate depiction of what my children are willing to eat. JUICY BURST RANCH TOMATO KETCHUP @kendrabroekhuis BUTTER BUTTER AA BUTTER AA BUTTER A BUTTER
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    *toddler bedtime* What I am actually reading vs. what it feels like I am reading: NOOW GOODNIGHT by Margaret Wise Brown Pictures by Clement Hurd @STELLAONMYMIND
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    A large part of being a mom is staring at your kids like this until they start acting better
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    Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking kids have two brains. the 1st brain is like a chimp. it lasts for 20 seconds. memories stored here are directions, instructions and chores the 2nd is like an elephant. it never forgets. memories stored here are promises of food, trips, presents and video game stories
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    If I ever tell you "I'mma call you right back" just move on with your life WOLF
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    If Lucy Huber ⭑ @clhubes your almost 3yo has a lot of energy, don't get them a mini trampoline to tire them out, it will only make them stronger and more agile. Learn from my mistake.
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    Just trying to cook my kids macaroni while they tear the house apart
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    henpecked_hal No one is as obnoxiously well-behaved as a child whose sibling is getting yelled at.
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    The 21st Century SAHM @21stcenturysahm Having multiple kids is weird. You have one kid you could trust to be home alone for a whole weekend & you know they'd eat vegetables, lock the doors, & wash the dishes. Then you have another kid who is not allowed to hold an umbrella. And they're almost the same age.
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    One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom My toddler pretended to leave for work this morning with no pants and a lunchbox full of mini donuts so my question is where do I apply for this job
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    heated seats ❤ Me before kids: I love the summer because the sun doesn't set until 9 pm! After kids: Is there a planet where the sun sets at 6 pm all year round because I'll move there tonight.
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    Gretchen Ronnevik ❤ @garonnevik I once told my kids that their taste buds change with every shoe size, in an effort to explain to them that their food tastes will change as they grow. They've always taken it very literally, and try foods they've hated in the past with curiosity every time they get new shoes.

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