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‘I brought up banana bread and an apology’: Wholesome friendship blossoms between feuding neighbors after the real culprit of the annoyance reveals himself

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  • "I thought my upstairs neighbor was being [disrespectful] at 3am. Turns out, I was beefing with a lizard."

    For weeks, I kept waking up at 3am to loud water sounds coming from the apartment above me.
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  • It legit sounded like someone was taking a pressure washer shower. Every. Single. Night. My upstairs neighbor is this buff dude who stomps like he pays rent per footstep.
  • I was sure he was showering post- gym just to be annoying. So I left a passive- aggressive sticky note.
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  • No response. Then I got petty: vacuuming at 6am, playing loud "cleaning music", stomping right back.
  • The Cold War of Apartment 3B had begun. One night, the water started again. I finally snapped and jabbed the ceiling with a broom like some cartoon landlord.
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  • OHO!
  • Water stopped immediately. Victory, right? Next day, I see a building notice: "Apologies for the late-night noise.
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  • The upstairs tenant's iguana has been triggering the misting system overnight. Timer is being fixed." I was not feuding with a gym bro.
  • I was waging psychological warfare... on a lizard named Pickles. I brought up banana bread and an apology.
  • Now I get iguana updates and we're low-key friends. Pickles still mists at 3am. But now I suffer with love.

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