28 Pictures That Prove Some People Should Just Stay Out of the Kitchen

There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can cook, those who can't, and those who should legally be banned from stepping within ten feet of an oven. You know the type - their "cooking" doesn't just ruin dinner, it puts the structural integrity of your entire house at risk.

It's one thing if your pasta comes out a little salty, or if your steak has the texture of a retired flip-flop. That's fine, we'll just order takeout and move on. But then there are people who somehow manage to set water on fire, or turn toast into a weapon of mass destruction. Their kitchen disasters aren't just food fails - they're full-blown cautionary tales.

So grab a fire extinguisher and a snack (preferably made by someone else) and enjoy this gallery of chaotic culinary crimes. Because at the end of the day, it's always funnier when it's not your smoke alarm going off.