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    40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (September 27, 2025)

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    JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
    Sep 27, 2025 12:00 PM EDT

    Good tweets stay with you for a long time. You know it's a good tweet when you're having a conversation with your friends and something that they say naturally reminds you of it. Then you quote it for everyone, and they have a good laugh. Sure, you feel a little lame for quoting a tweet in real life, but you can't help it. Some tweets are worth repeating. 

    Like all social media, though, there is a lot of bad stuff that you have to sift through before you get to the cream of the crop. There are a heck of a lot of tweets that are mediocre at best, horrifying at worst. And there is no way to filter out the bad ones. Unless you come to Memebase. Here at Memebase, we've already done the world for you. We've looked at a bunch of tweets and culled the good ones. We know bad tweets, and we know good tweets, and we would never bring you anything other than the best. It's why we come to the tweets list week after week. 

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    • You'll want to quote these tweets to your friends later. You'll want to screenshot them and send them to your loved ones. You'll want to scroll them, and then you'll want to scroll some more. Lucky for you, there is always more where that came from. So go on ahead and get to work!

    • 01
      Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek I've never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live 9:37 AM 9/8/25.2M Views 238 17 8K 122K ☐ 2.7K
      via sydurbanek
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      Toast @Themb0flcation Terrible hopping and jumping form he really is a bad bunny *Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop. 1d Bad Bunny hurts his knees mid-performance during his Puerto Rico concert. Rosa Pilates 0:12
      via Themb0flcation
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      daramgar @daramgaria chased down this lady to take a photo of her louis vuitton crawfish bag this is crazy 11:56 AM 9/11/25 382K Views 61 171.9K 32K ☐ 1.3K 企
      via daramgaria
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      mariana Z @mariana057 The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend. 3:55 PM 9/11/25 10M Views 4.7K 125K 369K 15K ↑
      via mariana057
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      Rare Phantom @_rarephantom babe come here you're missing the possum eclipse 2:44 PM 9/5/25 1.5M Views . 98 17 8K 123K ☐ 3.2K 企
      via _rarephantom
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      ✰jöe @pestowhore this is the greatest food pic ever like هاني @iih4u.1d 4:46AM 9/12/25.23M Views 1.1K 1765K 880K ☐ 47K 企
      via pestowhore
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    • 07
      bt @b every day is just spend $40 on nothing and do laundry this cant be the same age my mom was having children at 5:18 PM 9/17/25 1.5M Views 96 1 11K 127K 2.8K 企
      via b__________t
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      Miu @FlickyOps If you look closely you can see that all the beverages already had containers Klark @KnightClawk. 1d i'm obsessed with people who do this like it's so organized 9:38 AM 9/17/25 4.8M Views
      via Flicky0ps
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    • 09
      @ravagepill This time was the closest humanity ever came to world peace Zant @Zants 8/21/16 Pokemon go in Stockholm. They were running to find a Snorlax 0:05 LOL THEY FOUND A SNORLAX 12:22 PM 9/16/25.5.9M Views
      via ravagepill
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      People's Favorite @ReggieRegSW Its $4 for a small fry ysl @yslmammi · 1d Why is our generation so unhappy? 6:42 PM 9/16/25 3.3M Views • 357 1 14K 180K ☐
      via ReggieRegSW
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      Chris A @AlsikkanTV Bruce Springsteen came in today and says he wants the worlds largest gummy bear so we get it for him and he says how much is it I say it's 30 dollars and he just stares at me like this and then walks away shaking his head, inflation getting everybody
      via AlsikkanTV
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      David Doel @daviddoel Is nothing sacred anymore Dexerto @Dexerto. 1d The World Stone Skimming Championships has been hit by a cheating scandal Several competitors were disqualified for tampering with their stones to make them more circular, which can help them bounce better on the water EASEDALE ISLAND 11:42 AM - 9/15/25.5M Views 184 1 11K 202K ☐ 4K ↑
      via daviddoel
    • 13
      reversecowgirl69 @botticellibimbo the 23 year old pilates instructor couldn't pronounce my name so i gave her the phonetic spelling & she said "yeah that doesn't help, idk if i know how to read, i don't really know how words sound" and i was like oh so you just don't know phonics and she said WHATS THAT 8:04 PM 9/15/25 2.4M Views • 236 1.8K 80K 3.4K 企
      via botticellibimbo
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      hood lord farquaad @hoodfarquaad now the fast & furious movies never gonna end 808s & Car Shakes @808andCarS.... 3/2/21 Ludacris got his pilot's license 6:39 PM 9/15/25 4.9M Views
      via hoodfarquaad
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      brazes @lordbrazes the french would rather burn paris to the ground than be forced to have a job for two more years, gotta respect that. Fifty Shades of Whey @davenew.... 1/19/23 People in France went on a nationwide strike to protest the government's plans to raise the retirement age by 2 years to 64 PEUGEOT SCOOTERS Atelier Reparation Quick Service PEUGEOT SCOOTERS ACADE 2 Roues Tel: 01.48.79 POL POLICE 355 3:38 PM 9/13/25 6.9M Views 844 27K 습 342K ☐ 8.4K ↑
      via lordbrazes
    • 16
      doomer @uncledoomer just got fired. it wasnt related to online posting or anything. ive stolen thousands of dollars of office supplies. 7:50 PM 9/12/25 .767K Views 888 1.9K 51K 938 ↑
      via uncledoomer
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      claire ✔ @rosiekennedyxx went on a first date and I asked him what his favorite food was and he said "cookies" 9:15 PM 9/11/25 1.2M Views 807 1 1.3K 33K ☐ 1K
      via rosiekennedyxx
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    • 18
      Taylor @tayforpay i too have a 14 inch waist if you ignore the other 14 inches Private Talky @privatetalky • 2d iPhone Air is the thinnest iPhone Apple has ever made at just 5.6mm, and it breaks the record of the iPhone 6 at 6.9mm. 6.9mm iPhone 6 2:35 PM 9/11/25 5.3M Views 168 4.2K 5.6mm iPhone Air 172K 2.9K
      via tayforpay
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      Hunter @StatisticUrban If you become a billionaire and then lose it all, Forbes still keeps you on their real-time net worth tracker as some sort of dark humiliation ritual. 3117 Elizabeth Holmes $0.0 B 3117 Rene Benko $0.0 B 3117 Sam Bankman-Fried $0.0 B 6:15 AM 9/11/25 460K Views 115 17716 20K 992 ↑
      via StatisticUrban
    • 20
      rico gates @TrustSwisho Seen buddy at horror nights toting this and couldn't believe my eyes
      via TrustSwisho
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      DJ R-Tistic @DJRTistic Chris Rock said it best. If you see women on bikes, drinking in the daytime...you're in a nice neighborhood. If you see men on bikes, drinking in the daytime....you're in the hood IG:STOKESSISS @stokessis. 2d Signs that you're in a good neighborhood O 12:02 PM 9/7/25 8.4M Views . 182 11K 168K 10K I
      via DJRTistic
    • 22
      Brian Graham @iroasmas me and the hr rep on the teams call as we wait for my manager to join 10:43 PM 9/8/25 237K Views 42 1595 12K 585 ↑
      via iroasmas
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      Cindy Noir O @thecindynoir Shows you how green I am, I thought this was a freezer full of ice cream sandwiches Your (gentle) dungeon master @urdunge.... 1d Visiting my grandpa look at his freezer MICRO SAFE FRIDGE PLUG Car Of Perled Southeastern Home Care Feeling Worse? Call Us First! Phone, My Health Care Team My Physical Therapist My Speech Therapist FRONT
      via thecindynoir
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    • 24
      Chuck Naso @ChuckNaso Got my son a recliner for football season st 2023 12:03 PM 9/6/25 10M Views reservoir dog
      via ChuckNaso
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      Tori J. @torijacobs Pregame is a beautiful name Nash Henry @NashJagsNats22.1d Trevor Lawrence with his daughter pregame 8:18 PM 9/7/25 6.8M Views 514 17 9.8K 256K ☐ 2.8K ↑
      via torijacobs
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      Thenewarea51 @thenewarea51 The greatest hummingbird feeder ever created, a KC-135 bird feeder! 5:16 PM 9/7/25 1.3M Views . 591 17 6.3K 56K ☐ 4.6K ↑
      via thenewarea51
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      reyrey V @missshrey The powerball is at $1.4B. The news said "after taxes you'll take home $480M" B BILLION in taxes???!!!! That's insane to me !!!!!! A 7:19 PM 9/5/25 • 13M Views 3.1K 13K 259K 8.1K
      via missshrey_
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      Sam⭑ @LFC_Sam_ Mf that's Arne slot .@_GIO15. 1d Rate my Dwayne Johnson drawing out of 10 10:24 AM 9/5/25 4.1M Views 413 1 7.4K Acep 116K ☐ 1.5K ↑
      via LFC_Sam_
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      gabriel @castleboy most american reactions to britishism are overplayed but saying "washing-up liquid" instead of dish soap is truly insane 2:21 PM 9/5/25 1.4M Views 346 1 2.2K 61K ☐ 2.4K
      via castleb0y
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      ree @rreenaissance money's getting tight I see Disney+ ✔ Disary @DisneyPlus 1d They'll be home for Christmas - by any means necessary. A Very Jonas Christmas Movie premieres November 14, only on Disney+. DISNEY A VERY JONAS CHRISTMAS MOVIE LET IT BRO LET IT BRO LET IT BRO November 14 DISNEY+
      via rreenaissance
    • 31
      @uxcel for someone who loves to sleep so much you think i'd go to bed earlier • 3:45 AM 9/4/25 2.8M Views 103 1 33K 177K 3.8K
      via uxcel
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      bab @1xeraz This is where huskies wanna live but y'all got them in Florida bera @y0bera. 3d Siberian Husky waking up from a nap. His fur insulates him from the (-13°c) temperature. 0:01 . 2:34 PM 9/18/25 - 7.8M Views
      via 1xeraz
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      Kyle @KylePlantEmoji Me: hey windows can you delete this file please Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now Me: omg who Windows: omg I can't say • 12:53 PM 9/17/25 4.6M Views 297 tz 24K 407K ☐ 13K 企
      via KylePlantEmoji
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      MARK MORAN @itsmarkmoran Me at the Olive Garden 9:16 PM 9/17/25 945K Views 101 . 17884 WINDSO 19K 1.1K 企
      via itsmarkmoran
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      dannica @dannarebb husband just ordered a "tall blonde" (beer) at Outback, and the waiter said "you've already got one!" sir, your tip is getting doubled 5:56 PM 9/18/25 3.3M Views . 68 1 2.2K 176K 3.3K 企
      via dannarebb
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      Austine @theereal_one Girl just get your bag but don't lie to US @liexny.2d 69-years-old Raiders owner Mark Davis, said his 26 year old girlfriend didn't know he was a billionaire....she was just attracted to his beautiful smile 12:42 PM 9/16/25 12M Views 1.6K 1 17K 332K 6.8K ↑
      via theereal_one
    • 37
      Jake Spavital Enjoyer @wepayplayers "Hey I saw you at the tailgate last weekend and you didn't say hi❞ Me: 12:59 PM 9/18/25 1.3M Views 55 1.4K 51K 1.2K 企
      via wepayplayers
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      the kingfisher @artificia1girl i lied and told this hiring manager id already sent him my CV and he lied and told me he'd already seen it and it looked great :) 12:42 PM 9/18/25 3.6M Views 182 17 6K 261K 5.6K 企
      via artificia1girl
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      brazes 00 @lordbrazes looks like a watch from burger king Cjay @ced_jayy -1d $2,500,000 Richard Mille Blue Sapphire Skull Tourbillon RICHARD MILLE 19133 MADE 2:06 PM 9/22/25 4.6M Views 1.1K 8.1K 207K ☐ 2.4K ↑
      via lordbrazes
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      ally @missmayn my boyfriend wants to start a company called "just" and manufacture stuff like a refrigerator that's just a refrigerator or a washing machine that just washes your clothes and their products have no tech and work for at least 15+ years. 1:27 PM 9/22/25 7.6M Views • 6.2K 12K 289K ☐ 12K 企
      via missmayn
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      remand chic @our_jesse Someone dropped a sausage roll here approx 1 year ago and we have to check DAILY in case it's regenerated
      via our_jesse
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    • 42
      Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I spend $5 on a bag of apples at the store when I can wear warm fall clothes in 88° weather and pay $86 for our family to pick them ourselves. 11:03 AM 9/21/25 12K Views . 13 1729 624 10 ↑
      via simoncholland
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      9 Land kenzie @pk_kenzie What if you're inside when the rapture happens and you get stuck in the corner of the ceiling like a balloon 10:26 PM 9/22/25 1.6M Views 282 1 7.5K 121K 2.2K 企
      via pk_kenzie

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