Welp, we survived another one. Oh, was this your first rapture? Well, welcome! You are now living in the post-apocalyptic world that is just normal life… It feels pretty normal and boring, but you should feel excited! You survived! You're a survivor. We all are, I guess… But apparently you came very close to not existing on Earth, so that's impressive! That should put things into perspective for you. Like, maybe you should finally confess your true feelings to your crush? Or maybe you should take some more time in your day to laugh. LOLs are very important! Would you have really been happy knowing you got raptured without laughing enough on this planet?? I know I wouldn't.
So let's laugh! And why not laugh at the rapture itself? It really is something to celebrate. Some of us have almost made it to surviving rapture #10! There has to be something special after you've done that. Like, you get a free specialty coffee at Starbucks or something…
Turn that frown upside down! You don't wanna get raptured with all those nerds. We're having a blast over here laughing at memes on the internet anyway!
