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Woman gets even with her mooching roommate by sending her to the bathroom with a special tray of brownies: 'Let's just say karma hit fast'

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    "Roommate kept stealing my food, so I swapped it with laxative brownies"

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    I've been living with this girl for almost a year now. We weren't super close friends before, just acquaintances who needed a place, and it made sense
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    financially to split rent. At first it was fine. We split some groceries, cooked together here and there, and it felt manageable.
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    But little by little, she started eating my food. First, it was milk for her coffee, then eggs, then entire packs of chicken or my snacks I'd been saving. Even
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    leftovers I'd labelled with my name would vanish. Every time I'd bring it up, she'd laugh it off or say she thought it was "ours."
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    The thing is, I'm already in a tough spot financially. My credit's wrecked from mistakes I made when I was younger, and I'm slowly trying to rebuild while staying on a strict budget. I don't
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    go out much, I cook at home, and I literally count every dollar. Meanwhile, she works full-time, goes out all the time, orders takeout whenever she wants, but still manages to clean out my stuff.
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    I tried talking to her about it more seriously, but she just brushed it off. That's when I hit my breaking point.
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    So one weekend, I baked a tray of brownies. But not just any brownies. I made sure to lace them with a generous amount of extra-strength laxatives. I left them in the fridge, covered, like they were mine for later. And, of course, she helped herself.
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    Let's just say karma hit fast. She spent the entire night running back and forth from the bathroom, moaning about food poisoning. I played dumb, offered
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    her some water, and kept a straight face while she cursed whatever "bad takeout" she thought she ate.
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    After that, the food stealing dropped way off. She still sneaks the occasional bite here and there, but nothing like before. And honestly, I don't even feel guilty. She had it coming.
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    baahk 28m ago Seems like a ... s sy situation all around.
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    Foreign-Werewol... • 29m ago Savage move she definitely learned the hard way that stealing food has consequences.
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    BigBadDogLol • 22m ago . I mean she sorta deserved it but like don't get caught via this post cause last I check that's illegal. I. Even if I've heard of people doing it at work or other places.
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    Cgable63 10m ago She got it coming - and going.
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    chrishemsworths... Sh hit the fan. 8m ago
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    Lyrical Willow • 22m ago You should delete this- legally, it might be considered poisoning and if your roommate finds it could be used against you. But it sounds like she got what was coming to her.

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