A Cauldron of Wickedly Hilarious Posts To Pre-Game Halloween the Funny Way

It's not almost Halloween, but for spooky enthusiasts, Halloween is basically already over. Your average Halloween enjoyer begins their festivities come June 30th, gearing up for July-o-ween, so I think it's safe to say that getting ahead of the spooky, scary curve isn't an issue in the middle of September. Right? Right…

Now is the time to start thinking about Halloween costumes. You know that you're probably going to procrastinate purchasing a get-up and forget to order the wig that is absolutely necessary for your Jack Sparrow costume, so make your plan and get to business. Halloween falls on a Friday this year, which means the festivities will last the whole weekend long… The scariest part about Halloweekend is the confusion you'll feel after one too many witches' brews at the club. Don't worry, I know that feeling all too well.

As if Halloween falling on a Friday wasn't the best news, we also have the entire holiday season to look forward to. I know, I know. I'm getting ahead of myself. Maybe I'll dress up as Santa Claus on Halloween and wear a ghoul mask to Thanksgiving dinner… Now I'm just saying stuff. Whatever, you know the drill. Scroll below!