‘A human child obviously has priority over a dog for a name.’: A neighbor’s belief that his child's name trumps a dog's name leads to a conflict that proves the dog's owner to be more reasonable and respectful than the neighbor

Ok we will preface this with a warning, if any of you have ever thought about, actually talk to, or mistakenly interacted with a neighbor, run! Do not look back, move houses and make sure that you have moved far enough that you will not bump into said neighbor at the grocery store.

Because, as you will come to find out in this story, neighborly love is but a fallacy and the truth is that neighbors might actually be much more toxic than the sewage system that connects your houses. For this story tells the tale of a nasty neighbor who happened to name their daughter the same as our protagonist named her doggo. You can imagine the neighbor did not take too kindly to the honor of sharing a name, and the doggo drama that came off this madness is simply not worth staying in the same home. So the next time a neighbor tries to talk to you, just scream stranger danger!

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It is always the neighbors, isn't it. No matter how much good will you show, no matter how much kindness you have in your heart, when it comes to neighbors, all bets are off, and they are usually going to be raving lunatics. It is honestly a shame that it has not been outlawed to talk to your neighbors.
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For real, LOL. what on earth is this person thinking? First of all the dog was on the planet first, it was also in the neighborhood first, and to be quite frank, if your daughter does not yet know any better than to run into a stranger’s home, and is left alone and unsupervised for long enough for such a situation to occur, is the parent not to blame?
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