21 Memes of Cola-Curious Cats vs Spicy Water

Pop a tab and your feline appears like it heard a summoning bell. Nose boops the can, ears flick at the fizz, and suddenly you've got a tiny beverage auditor inspecting your pawla cola. Cats prefer dignified stillness in their water bowls, but "spicy water" is great theatre. The straw is a wiggly snake, the tab is a miniature cymbal, and the can instantly becomes a percussion instrument for midnight mewsic. One whiff and the verdict is dramatic: too many bubbles for delicate whiskers, but excellent for supervising.

Then comes the performance art. A micro-spritz lands on a whisker and the cat executes a full-body offended shimmy. Tongue blep. Tail poof. The look says you just served Meowntain Doom instead of a proper vintage from the sink. They won't drink it, of course, but they will park directly in the condensation ring and stamp toe-bean watermarks across the nearest keyboard for archival purposes.

In the end, the Fizz Committee agrees: soda is entertainment, not beverage. The case it arrived in is prime real estate, the can is a drum, and the hooman's job is refilling the world's finest drink. Fresh, quiet, majestic water.

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Soda is “spicy water” for kitties, so they’ll politely decline a sip, but they’ll gladly supervise while offering it to the hoomans, complete with straw inspections and toe-bean watermark approval.
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via @kittymemesfordays
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Cats love a good soda can. It's the perfect size for batting across the floor, rolling like a hockey puck, and flipping the little tab for bonus chaos. It’s the ultimate DIY toy.
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via @Karma Kat Cafe & Rescue
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Will we ever settle the great debate of soda vs. pop? The purr-suit of answers continues, but for now, let’s paws and agree the real winner is the cat supervising the fizz.
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