- 01
The “Niagara” Wave & Rocking Bath
It says "ABSOLUTELY no water splashing in the room" but I doubt it
- 02
Multi-purpose cane
You never know when you'll need a butterfly net
- 03
Surprise Chair
For the person who wants less friends
- 04
Solar Bath Apparatus
Cure Diseases of the Head by blasting it with UV light
- 05
Clock Phonograph
This actually makes perfect sense and I like it!
- 06
Flying Saucer Camera
"so scientists can judge the source and make-up of saucers"
- 07
Goofybike
This seems safe
- 08
Cigarette Case to Keep Track
If you're a guy who needs this, you already have no friends
- 09
Glamour Bonnet
"The effect is similar to what a person feels who climbs a high mountain or flies high in a plane" - so… no effect
- 10
Electric Shaver Haircutting Guide
Yeah… I don't think that would work
- 11
Umbrella-Equipped Cigarette Holder
"An English clown"
- 12
Scale in Soda-Fountain Seat
Shame yourself into eating less
- 13
Breathing Balloon for Big Breasts
it's… just a balloon
- 14
Stamp Licker
Licking stamps used to be a daily thing
- 15
Vigor’s Horse-Action Saddle
"The problem with young people today is that they don't ride enough horses!"
- 16
Madam Rowley’s Toilet Mask (or Face Glove)
I don't know if "Face Glove" is a better name than "Toilet Mask"
- 17
Fence Cycle
That's it… It's a fence cycle
- 18
Water Hunting Tripod
Or… you know… a boat.
