'I know nothing about cats': Dog person discovers an abandoned smol kitten, he becomes a cat person as soon as he sees the little fluffball and asks the online feline family for adoption advice

We've long suspected that the Cat Distribution System isn't run by cats alone, and now we finally have proof: it's hiring dog agents. Yes, you heard us right - undercover good boys and good girls who act like loyal canines by day, and by night, deliver surprise kittens into unsuspecting human arms. This pupper here just gave away the secret, alerting his pawrent to a tiny bundle of fur who'd wandered onto their property. Imagine that job description: "Must wag tail, bork at squirrels, and work secretly as feline delivery officer". Honestly, the CDS really knows what it's doing. Dogs and cats may bicker sometimes, but when it comes to matchmaking kitties with their forever humans? They're clearly in cahoots. Mission complete: kitten secured, human heart melted.

The best part of this little tale isn't just the kitten glow-up in progress, but how the online feline family immediately rallied around this brand-new cat pawrent. From heartfelt encouragement to practical wisdom, the comment section was overflowing with kindness. That's what we love most about the online cat community - no matter where we live, what languages we speak, or whether we grew up dog people or cat people, one meow is enough to unite us. This human may have started out not knowing the first thing about raising a kitten, but with a chorus of cat lovers cheering him on, he'll never have to figure it out alone. That's the magic of cats: they don't just bring joy to households, they create connections across the world.