Little did they know, this tabby cat had no malicious intent, only a meow that would melt the hearts of every first responder who arrived at the scene. Purrhaps this is one cat burglary that'll go down in feline heist-ory.
Every cat lover knows that cats can be mischievous, it accounts for about 90% of their natural kitty charm. Although they're born with a curiosity that could pawtentially become their demise, cats are confident and remain rambunctious even in their old age. Kitten curiosities don't expire with age, in fact, cats tends to become more tenacious as they get older, knowing that the humans will bow down to their every feline whim and woe. It's for this reason that many cats never know woes, only the unending love of a human caregiver who opens the tin can of wet food when they mew and pulls the laser pointer out at midnight when they cry for playtime.
Cats are capable of just about anything, and if you asked a cat lover how a kitty could break into a bank without as much as a single opposable thumb or higher cognitive thinking, they would offer a laundry list of kitty mischiefs that could lead to this outcome. While many humans would struggle to stealthily break into a bank, and while many of us daydream of the winnings from the comfort of our cubicles, this feisty feline accidentally burgled his way into the viral cat video hall of fame. Triggering the bank alarms of a small town bank, everyone rushed to the scene to help solve the crime. But the criminal? He was just a grey tabby cat who was following his curiosity instinct, wondering why all the humans had so much hype around this useless green paper.
Maybe this cat was onto something the day he became a bona fide cat burglar, or purrhaps he was just looking for the well-deserved attention that every cat needs.