Green Memes for Matcha Loving Meditating Girlies in Their Mindful Era

In the era of mindfulness, wellness, and everything green, there exists a special crevice of the internet devoted to those who sip matcha with serenity. Past all the hype about health, there are those who actually enjoy these things, but of course, most people are just getting on the bandwagon of raw, vegan, and healthy for the sake of image. Don't tell me you love quinoa, just don't. It tastes like dirt and you know it. And please don't try to convince your friend group that you'd be jazzed about drinking bone broth the rest of your life when asked a hypothetical question about which food you'd choose to eat if you had to eat it forever. In the era of images, persona, and faking it, these memes give you back the honesty of a cynical life that you don't have to pretend to like. These "green memes" are more than humor—they are affirmations of a lifestyle steeped in truth and negativity when you just don't feel like the meditations are working.

So you're leaving your morning Pilates class and on your way to get your daily matcha at the local cafe. You pop out your laptop to do some work, while sipping your green and healthy beverage. To take a little break from the work day and scroll hilarious girly memes.