24 Hilarious Memes of Dogs With Ruff Resumes Pretending They Know How to Do Their Jobs

Dogs may be man's best friend, but most of them are hilariously underqualified for the jobs they think they have. Take "Head of Security," for example. Sure, they'll bark at the mailman like they're protecting Fort Knox, but let a squirrel run by and suddenly the mission is compromised. Or consider their role as "Professional Alarm Clock." They'll wake you up at sunrise sharp, but never at the correct snooze interval… and forget about weekends.

Then there's the "Clean-Up Crew." They'll gladly lick the floor after you spill dinner, but somehow manage to leave crumbs behind. Quality control? Not their strong suit. And don't even get us started on their work as "Personal Trainer." Yes, they'll drag you on walks, but more often than not it turns into sniff breaks, bark-offs, and the occasional game of chase-the-neighbor's-cat.

Still, despite their glaring résumé gaps, dogs remain the ultimate coworkers. They may not fetch the right files, but they'll fetch your heart every single time.

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His resume might have a few gaps and maybe even a little embellishment here and there, but he’s still the bestest guard boy, paws down, no contest.
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Nothing worse than realizing it’s on you to handle the mess at work while everyone else watches. Sigh, adulting really should come with a fetch break and belly rubs.
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Forget vacation mode! Coming back after the weekend is always a rude awakening. Suddenly, all the tasks you swore you’d remember are glaring at you, and your brain wants a nap instead.
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