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    24 Wild Animal Funnies Ranked By Survival of the Silliest

    In biology class, you probably learned about Darwin's theory of evolution: that species develop through individual mutations that either lead to better survival or worse. It's a trial-and-error process that takes thousands of years to make lasting change, but who's in a rush anyway? Well, we've gotten to a place in our history that we're already pretty fit, so think it's time for "survival of the fittest" to pack its bags and head home and make room for a new theory - the survival of the silliest. Giraffes don't need their necks to be any longer, and we don't think a third arm would help so much (we would happily take a tail, though).

    Wouldn't the world be better off if sharks all of a sudden got sillier? Or even their tiny, yet ferocious cousins, the piranhas? Everything starts with an idea, so we're kicking off this new theory with some wild animal memes that, in our humble opinion, are ranked from "houseplant energy" to "Bear Grylls's sensei". The sillier they get, the more likely they are to help you survive in the wild. Or, maybe it's the opposite way around, but that doesn't really matter because if you get stuck in the woods with nothing but 24 memes, you have bigger problems on your hands than how silly said memes are. Good luck, and remember, don't drink the questionable water. Not even if you're really thirsty.

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    • 01

      Houseplant Energy — would wither instantly

      -` River - @RiverMakes messy eater
      via @RiverMakes
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    • 02

      Snack Dispenser — here only to eat all your snacks

      Here, take this - it will aid you on your quest. Opigeonmemes
      via @pigeonmemes
    • 03

      Emotional Support Otter — vibes only, no skills

      logan @alrightlogan • Nov 03 the happiest of all the otters.
      via @alrightlogan
    • 04

      Netflix Buffering Symbol — promises help, never loads

      Why do these pandas look like they're posing for a boy band album cover @tank.sinatra
      via @tank.sinatra
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    • 05

      Certified Panic Button Pusher — makes everything worse

      when you're feeling a little fragile and all your wonderful friends say it's okay here are some memes
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 06

      TikTok Camper — brings ring light, forgets tent

      Stop glamorizing "the grind" and start. normalizing this
      via JebidiahBeetus
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    • 07

      Portable Chaos Machine — distracts predators, but also you

      Unqualified team be like "is this a bird of some sort?" [easily identifiable animal]
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 08

      Trail Mix Thief — contributes nothing, steals everything

      Me ordering at a taco truck
      via JebidiahBeetus
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    • 09

      Campfire Story Liar — tells tall tales, can’t light actual fire

      I KNOW AN WHEN I SEE ONE.
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 10

      Bear Snack Candidate — literally bait

      SNIFFFFF send help pls
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 11

      Sleeping Bag Hog — cozy but immobile

      there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices this works on human men too
      via JebidiahBeetus
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    • 12

      Mildly Helpful Vibes — encourages you, achieves nothing

      Marica letrinica celebrated vermin expert @urbanfriendden Ah, you're awake! I found you unconscious in the woods and brought you to my hut. Let me make you something to eat. PASTA 00-> 12:09 PM - 2016-04-11 Twitter Web Client 6,326 Retweets 158 Quote Tweets 12.7K Likes
      via @urbanfriendden
    • 13

      Accidental Compass — always points the wrong way

      AL.? The delight of pastoral ignorance 1952 Obvious Plant MORE LIKE E.1. E.1. 0. Normalize 19th-century farm life.
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 14

      Walking Alarm System — loud, occasionally useful

      featherless biped 狐仙人乃弟子トコノオルタ @ttt_zegu... 3h ぴーん
      via @ttt_zegu...
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    • 15

      Backup Snack Carrier — reliable pack mule energy

      Everyone: brings food to the beach Every Single Seagull: Is for me?
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 16

      Amateur Forager — edible? poisonous? 50/50 vibes

      slab-o-meat crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs slab-o-meat i was on. a new sleep medication last night
      via slab-o-meat
    • 17

      Tent Enthusiast — can’t pitch one, but loves the concept

      He's one crafty son of a fish
      via JebidiahBeetus
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    • 18

      Creek Navigator — somehow always wet, sometimes helpful

      Therapist: Quackasaurus Rex isn't real, he can't hurt you. Quackasaurus Rex:
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 19

      Wilderness Intern — clumsy but eager to learn

      youre lucky theyre holding him back
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 20

      Campfire Master — skilled in the art of marshmallow survival

      Pidgeotto used Whirlwind! It heckin wimdy.
      via JebidiahBeetus
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    • 21

      Squirrel-Level Prepper — buries snacks (and shares them)

      Right Angle Hinga
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 22

      Nature's bodyguard — even if you can't tell them apart

      For those who don't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator, the crocodile is the one next to the alligator
      via JebidiahBeetus
    • 23

      Bear Grylls 2.0 — drinks questionable water with confidence

      The Black Rhinoceros spends a majority of its adult life alone and mates only once every 2-3 years, just like you, loser you
      via JebidiahBeetus
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    • 24

      Bear Grylls’s Sensei — taught the man how to eat bugs, legend tier

      Blombe How secure... is your premises.... lufiniti B BODEL Alcatel XL595 VOCE T 000
      via JebidiahBeetus

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