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Didn’t even open the invite.
- 02
Saw the invite, drafted a reply… never sent it.
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Sometimes I draft responses in my mind and truly believe that I sent them!
- 03
Read receipt on “Are you coming?” — no response.
- 04
Sent a polite “maybe” knowing it meant “never.”
- 05
Got dressed, took a mirror selfie, and went straight to bed.
- 06
Showed up for 10 minutes, left before anyone noticed.
- 07
Said “I’ll just drop off this thing” and vanished.
- 08
Pretended to take a phone call and never came back.
- 09
Waited for group photo, then Irish-exited.
- 10
Claimed they had “an early morning” (they did not).
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There is nothing quite like the comfort of coming home to your empty house where you can just completely be yourself.
- 11
Stuck around until appetizers were gone.
- 12
Stayed long enough to congratulate the host.
- 13
Hung out but only with the dog/cat in the corner.
- 14
Made small talk with one person, then escaped.
- 15
Stayed until the music got too loud.
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Stayed long enough to help clean up cups, then peaced out.
- 17
Managed two hours — a personal best.
- 18
Stayed because the conversation turned weirdly deep.
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Got stuck in a corner chat they couldn’t exit gracefully.
- 20
Accidentally closed the party because they were still talking in the kitchen.
- 21
Actually spent the night — but swore never again.
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