There are many different kinds of foodies in the world. Some real foodies like to analyze foods from around the world and aspire to eat as many different things as possible. There are also fake foodies like me, who can give you incredibly detailed analyses of various fast-food fried chicken brands but can barely use chopsticks correctly. Checkers fried chicken tastes like top-shelf high school cafeteria food. Sometimes, I bite into a Raising Cane's chicken finger when the skin-to-meat ratio makes me feel pain, way too hyper-aware that I'm eating what was once a living animal. Popeyes has the best chicken sandwich on the market, but I will always favor a bucket of KFC for my legs and wings. I think the average person eats to live, and even if they don't technically deserve the title of foodie, they do deserve some hilarious food memes that play to their middling taste. As someone with mid to poor taste in food, this ones for me too
Replace that with Taro Milk Tea and I'd be caught for sure
They hated us so much
I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm medium rare
Tough break!
It's worth even more
