Saturday Caturday: a day of indolent, but much deserved rest after a long week. For a cat, this dichotomy between work and play may not pertain to a cat…but we can pretend like it does. Imagine your cat is off to the office, has to brush his teeth and clean his own litter box, and drive through an hour of traffic to get to work. He has to wait in line to make his cup of coffee, while listening to the meretricious opinions of his coworkers before going back to his cubicle to type away for the day.
He gets home exhausted, and can't believe it's already Friday! Thank Cat It's Friday, he gets to hit the town with his feline friends and order cream de la cream milk. Finally, he can relax and unwind. The weekend is perfect for all acts of hedonism, whether it's meeting friends for some catnip, a kitty cat dance party, or resting in bed scrolling through hoomans doing ridiculous things, and memes of them in costume. Here's to the weekend, cats, and forgetting the troubles of working.
If my cat had a job I think he'd be an artist. I could see him in Florence, Italy, sitting atop a beautiful mountain with a seaside view. He's got his easel up, his paws full of paint, as he splashes reds and blues to make a beautiful Picasso-type painting.
