Mornings – that embittered moment when your bombastic, beeping alarm jolts you out of your slumber and you open your exhausted eyes to turn it off. It's almost impossible to fathom the rest of the day. It can feel like trying to walk through quicksand, you brush your teeth under fluorescent lights in the bathroom while your cat meows at you for morning breakfast. You drive to work, and if the commute hasn't made you quit already then the morning traffic might. You arrive to work, you make your morning malarkey with coworkers, and then you see it, the sacred coffee maker. You wait patiently for Steve from sales to make his cup of joe, and in the meantime what do you do? Scroll hilarious and adorable cat memes.
Sometimes sass, cats, and coffee are all you need in life. From whiskered cuties to deep gulps of dark brew, it's all you need to rejoin the group convo about which Netflix show is best, or if pineapple belongs on pizza.
Meow? You rang while I was meditating in the morning sunlight. Next on my to-do list is scrolling hilarious and adorable cat memes to make it through malarky and vapid conversations about that so-and-so's new song, and that one episode on TV about blah blah blah.
