Apply These Beach Posts Thoroughly to Soothe Your Inevitable Sunburn

Have you been on one too many beach days this summer? Well, you'll be happy to know that there's no such thing! There is such a thing as too much sun, especially if you don't wear sunscreen. If you're magenta red and waiting for the Big Peel, scroll below—these hilarious beach posts can soothe the burn as you nurse yourself back to health.

I'm sick of summer, mostly because no matter how much I try to achieve the alleged "base tan", I end up looking like Larry the Lobster from SpongeBob. I think that everyone around me is pranking me and waiting to see how pink I can get before the sun starts setting at 5 PM.

You're probably in a similar boat if you clicked this post, but that's alright. Sunburnt fellas have to stick together! Beach days are fun in the moment until you have a bathing suit full of sand, pruney fingers, and enough vitamin D to last a lifetime. This is what summer is about, though! We get just enough of it so that when we have six unbearable months of winter, we don't miss the warmth one bit. But you know what they say: The grass is always greener…