Friendly stray cat invites himself over to the catless couple's house next door, becomes their morning cartoon buddy and snack stealer: 'Reminder, we do NOT have a cat'

Congratulations! You've been rewarded with the company of a precious kitty for the morning. 

Some cats just know when a human needs a cuddle session. As if a mewing radar goes off in their little nugget brains, they make like a homing missile and head straight for the nearest person in need of a whiskery kiss. This couple was flummoxed by the affection bombardment when a neighborhood stray turned out to be the friendliest, most social kitty on the block. He regularly follows them home, hops up on the couch like he owns the place, and watches morning TV with them. Enjoying the free snacks and the reckless petting, this kitty is living a life of pure freedom, while steeping in the luxury of a stable home. 

Purrhaps this stray has unlocked the code to a perfect feline life, balancing human cuddles with the great outdoors, one Saturday morning cartoon sesh at a time.