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Oh, Marshal. He was quite popular for some time on Tumblr despite being a smug little squirrel – or maybe he was popular precisely because he is a smug little squirrel. Either way, I'd immediately exit the campsite if I saw his self-satisfied visage on my island.
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He's so ugly; I love him. Also, as a Februray baby, I can confirm that all of the above is spot-on.
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This cat sounds insufferable; he gets a free pass to my island.
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Barold already has a home on my island. I let him on after seeing all the hate he got online for his design; he looks like a 35-year-old who still lives in his mom's basement. And that's why I love him.
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She seems like the perfect sassy queen. I haven't unlocked Brewster's, though, so she won't be able to get her coffee fix.
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This isn't about astrology; it's about MONTHS. But a third of June babies are Geminis. For that reason alone, I would not allow this mouse a house.
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She and any of you July peeps can come gossip on my island any time!
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I was not born in August, but this is by far the most relatable description. Welcome, Chadder.
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She is so cute – and so are most people I know that were born in September.
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Begone, Truffles. You are hereby banished!
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I wish I could walk in on villagers scrolling through Tumblr.
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December, you really lucked out. This is one Cool Cat.