Oh baby, it's the city that never sleeps! If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. But like, is it really worth it?… I mean, I live here and I love it, but also like, I have never lived somewhere without roaches. Everything is expensive. And when you start making it, the bar gets risen higher up all of a sudden and you're back at the bottom again even though you're technically doing better than you ever have… But, come on, those 4am pizza slices! There is nowhere you can have easy access to such drunchies that late at night.
So, you just gotta take the bad with the good. Sure, you might have to befriend the roaches that have always haunted your nightmares. But you also have something fun to do every single night! Your dreams are right there, just reach out for them! You'll be able to laugh at the roaches eventually—heck, why not right now with memes?!
That's right, we're going to pull a very New Yorkers move and laugh at our own woes. There is nothing else we can do! Move?! I don't think so, I don't think so.
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