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Picture a guy whose greatest aspiration is to swap out his mother for a wife willing to take over the laundry, the cooking, and, presumably, the daily reminders to wear clean underwear. He’s pushing thirty, but the only thing he’s ever cooked is a story about how he can’t cook. He’s never had a girlfriend, never had a first kiss, and never, ever spent a vacation anywhere but in a hotel room with his mom, PTO requests filed as a package deal.
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The image does not depict the actual subjects of the story. Subjects are models.
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The image does not depict the actual subjects of the story. Subjects are models.
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The image does not depict the actual subjects of the story. Subjects are models.
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His lunch breaks, reserved for long, whispered phone calls with the woman who still packs his emotional lunch. Vacations? Always a mother-son getaway, complete with shared accommodations and matching travel pillows. The idea of moving out or, heaven forbid, learning to scramble an egg, is met with the kind of horror most people reserve for dental surgery.
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