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For Twihards, vampires are always in season, even in the summertime. Rookie fans only watch Twilight every decade when the perfect rainstorm hits, the clouds cover the sun from their alabaster skin, and the UV index is no higher than 1. When that perfect eclipse of scenarios occurs, even the amateur Twilight fans know that it's time for a little vampire baseball game in the woods.
Strangely, none of us is watching this saga for the same reason. Unlike other rewatchable universes, such as Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, Twilight offers a laid-back approach to the feel-good movie trope due to the simplicity of the entire world. Vampires are the good guys in this series! They're not gothic horrors like Nosferatu or Dracula; Edward and the Cullens are shining, golden-eyed good dudes who eat deer, live forever, and spend their waking moments saving Bella Swan from some new atrocity. Nothing to see here but werewolf haters and 100-year-old guys dating high school girls!
So if your feel-good, most-rewatched movie of the year is always Twilight (rain or shine), then you are certainly on Fork's Most Wanted list for eligible dinner dates—and that's exactly the kind of vampire future you've dreamed of.