28 Metal Animal Memes That Would Headline Hellfest 2025 If They Had Thumbs

Welcome to Hellfest 2025, the loudest, fluffiest, and most claw-shredding music event that was ever unleashed upon the animal kingdom. This year's lineup is stacked with heavy hitters that bark, hiss, and headbang!

Headlining the stage is none other than Muttallica, the canine thrash legends with barks that melt faces. Following close behind are Meowdon, the feline sludge-metal powerhouse clawing their way through slow riffs and faster snacks. And if you're craving something punchier, brace yourself for Pawntera, the groove metal cats who only hiss in minor chords.

But wait, there's more! Slipcaw is bringing chaotic crowcore, Lamb of Duck is waddling in with quacks of rage, and Sonata Pawrctica is stomping the stage with their signature powerful zoomies. You'll also want to catch Pugsmoke, Nine Inch Squeals, and of course, Möuße, the rodent metal pioneers with squeaks that slay.

So throw up your paws, horns, or wings (whatever you've got) and get ready to scream. These metal animal memes prove that even without thumbs, the metal spirit lives strong in our fluffy, feathered, and scaly friends.

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Listen to the doom metal band of de*d-faced dogs who howl in slow motion and tune their guitars lower than a Great Dane’s growl. With sludgey thick riffs and lyrics about existential squirrel chases in the woods, Scooby-Doom delivers true melancholic barkcore!
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Listen to Orcalyptica, the band that shreds the sea with orchestral whale metal. Their sonar solos hauntingly echo through the deep, making musht moshing and krill crowd-surfing. Their sound is symphonic metal but wetter, wilder, and sung in fluent whale scream.
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